The Agreement

1.1. We the undersigned, being of fairly sound mind, henceforth referred to as we, hereby in full and final obligation declare and undertake not to indulge in the activities listed in the second clause of this document.

2.1. Sexual activities with other signatories.

2.2. Verbal abuse and insults.

2.3. Physical and oral abuse, and assault.

2.4. Disrespect for possessions and work.

2.5. Indirect insults, i.e. insinuation.

2.6. Arrogant behaviour.

2.7. Further clauses may be added on full consent of all signatories forthwith.

3.1. Each signatory will hold in his or her possession, a deed of agreement and is deemed to have entered into the agreement with the people who have signed thereunder.

3.2. An individual agreement shall ensue when the names of both persons concerned have been signed on reciprocal forms.

4.1. If due apology is given and is accepted by the offended party, then no penalties shall be carried out.

4.2. If the offence is deemed an accident by the majority of signatories present, who have an obligation to be fair in judgement, no penalty shall follow.

5.1. Punishment will ensue at the discretion of the Agreement Regulation Society (ARS).

6.1. In the case of two signatories wishing to nullify their respective agreements, both must counter-sign their own signatures crossways.