It's Mr Brown
It's Mr Brown
Get on
Get on
Get on
Get on
Get on Down!
Graham "fluffy hamster" Brown, as he is rarely known, uniquely combines the timetabling skills of a dead giraffe that works for a coach company with one of those groovy moustaches that filters harmful substances out of his tea. He also has a shiny bald patch. What more could you ask for in a teacher? He is well known around school for his fun catchphrase, "Physics and Maths? It's a pretty unusual combination, you know." If he ever reads this, I will get expelled, so I would just like to say, MY NAME IS SUSANNAH FORD, OK?
See also: Rocks, Pixie, Tosh from "The Bill".