Brown, Mr Graham

It's Mr Brown
It's Mr Brown
Get on
Get on
Get on
Get on
Get on Down!

Graham "fluffy hamster" Brown, as he is rarely known, uniquely combines the timetabling skills of a dead giraffe that works for a coach company with one of those groovy moustaches that filters harmful substances out of his tea. He also has a shiny bald patch. What more could you ask for in a teacher? He is well known around school for his fun catchphrase, "Physics and Maths? It's a pretty unusual combination, you know." If he ever reads this, I will get expelled, so I would just like to say, MY NAME IS SUSANNAH FORD, OK?

See also: Rocks, Pixie, Tosh from "The Bill".