Abbreviation : 'Cat Strokers Anonymous'

CSA is a member of the sixth form who lives in Beechwood Avenue. He is to us nameless. His main point of interest is his action one day. As he walked on the other side of Oakwood drive, he spied a cat on the proper side. He crossed over to perform the pointless activity of stroking the cat. After showing his affection, he crossed over to the other side once more. Due to the fact he lives towards the proper side of Central Drive, he, in that one journey from Beaumont School to his house, crossed over the road four times when he did not need to at all. This earned him his name.