Drinking lilt, the art of

This is not so much an art, as an ordinary everyday task, but at S.P.'s request after his observations of the sophisticated manner in which D.E. drinks the said fluid, here is the authorised guide:

• 1. Obtain can (full) of Lilt.
• 2. Shake well, for good effect.
• 3. Open, pointing at someone else.
• 4. Run, before being attacked by an infuriated, sticky person.
• 5. Open mouth.
• 6. Pour lilt down mouth, with occasional breaks to allow time to swallow (or breathe).
• 7. Tip head back and catch remaining drips.
Either
• 8a. Throw can at someone, thus provoking large fight.
Or
• 8b. Place can on ground and stamp on it.
Or
• 8c. Use empty can as human crumple zone.
• 9. Manoeuvre can into waste disposal receptacle
• 10. Relax, in enjoyment of that "Totally Tropical Taste"

It is important to note that lilt (supposedly) comes from Jamaica, so this is an appropriate time for this joke:

Person A: My Wife's gone to the West Indies.
Person B: Jamaica?
Person A: No, she went of her own accord.

Of course, this joke would not be complete without its equivalent "Not"-Joke:

Person A: My wife's gone to the West Indies.
Person B: Jamaica?
Person A: No, Trinidad.