Also known as: Oral Sex, Blow job, cock- sucking, heading, and others.

As was noticed by Paul Merton once on "Have I got news for you?", Oral sex is an anagram of Axl Rose. This completely untrue of course, as Axl Rose is only his stage name, his real name being Jow Blob.

This is an act that is virtually impossibly to perform on yourself (or so they tell me), unless you either have a huge penis (such as mine), or no spine. It is a well known fact that Buddy Holly was able to perform this act on himself, due to his larger than average penis. As Radio 1's Mark Radcliffe put it:

"Having a large penis is always going to go to your head".