Geography

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Geography Examination. TSL Level.

THE GEOGRAPHICAL RANGE AND NOTATION DIVISION OF ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN IN SCHOOLS
(GRANDADS)

INSTRUCTIONS TO CANDIDATES.
  1. Answer all questions.
  2. Leave NO questions out.
  3. When finished, check everything.
  4. DO NOT run out of time.
  5. ONLY write in correct answers.
  6. READ each question.
  7. READ everything.
  8. READ that as well, and this.
  9. DO NOT write your name and then think that you have finished.

START - Time allowed: 57 years, four months, one week, two days, five hours and forty-two point five nine seven seconds.

QUESTION 1.


i) Where do you live?

.............................................................[1]


ii) Where are you now?

.............................................................[1]


iii) Where am I?

.............................................................[?]


QUESTION 2.


i) What is the Capital of Haberphonfranglehaperbangsmashium?

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ii) Which country is London the capital of?
a) London
b) Outer-Mongolia
c) All of the above

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iii) What is the population of France who can pronounce Llanfairpwyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllantysilliogogogoch, and also have an auntie that lives in Glasgow?

.............................................................[998]


QUESTION 3.


i) A rock has layers of sandstone and is coated in a thin layer of chalk. Where did I find it?

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ii) Where did I put it?

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iii) A man that weighs 12 stone jumps up and down on the rock five times a day, five minutes a time. How long will it be until the rock is totally worn away?

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iv) Where else can a rock just like it be found, so that it can fall in love?

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QUESTION 4.


i) A tidal wave sweeps inland, covering a small seaside village. Aren't the people that live in the houses gutted?



ii) The Weearmad family suggest solving this problem by drinking the Atlantic ocean. However, the Softbunny family suggest that they should hug together to keep warm. Who should be shot first?

.............................................................[1.234]


iii) Who can the Government blame the problem on this time? Teenage single mothers are the most likely candidates.

.............................................................[Ay?]


QUESTION 5.


i) If the C.B.D. of a town has grid reference 019328, and 2km in diameter, where can I find a decent prostitute?

.............................................................[SHAG]


ii) Err, it's for a friend, honest.



iii) Well don't believe me then you stupid bastard.