People who are busy looking for something they don't have. This thing is A CLUE. The only remotely interesting thing about them is that they had their name on the dinner tickets, and you could fold them up to make rude words. I can remember at least two off-hand you could do. Maybe there are more. Sit down and work it out one evening if you've got a spare moment. And find a decent anagram of Kevin M. Snoad which you're about it.