Lady Chatterley's liver

By D.H. Lawrence Durrel, this is a little-known work overshadowed by Lawrence's better known "Lady Chatterley's Lover", this describes events when 'Lady' Chatterley, a mancunian eccles-cake, starts work at a butchers shop. She soon indulges in a passionate affair with the chief slaughterer - she does like it when he gets his chopper out! 1

1. Yes, that's right, I wrote this whole entry just for that shitty pun. Sad really.