The only person less competent than Miss Blackwell (q.v.). Another example of the stunning Modern Languages Department recruitment policy (Motto: "We'll give a job to anyone who says they like Mr. Morillon's moustache").
(Hang on a minute, aren't you being a bit negative here?- an invented reader). Oh, er, sorry, I'll say something nice about him. Umm... Err.... [3-hour silence] ... Oh, I know! He doesn't drive a red 2CV with unfunny stickers on the back!