Let's all make some modern art, modern art, modern art,
Let's all make some modern art and sell it for a bomb.
(In the style of a square dance)
Take you partner by the hand!
Sell some art for twenty grand!
Fill a house with wet cement!
State your purpose and intent!
Take your cow and take your calf!
Cut the two of them in half!
Get a shark that's early died!
Pickle it in formaldehyde!
When asked why it's rarely cheap,
Say the meaning's very deep!
Make a window dummy handless!
Splash some paint upon a canvas!
If the critics say you smell,
Stick the bastards in as well!
To heck with painting horse and cart,
Let's go and make some modern art!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la,
This lark is better than painting things by far.
(Recap) Let's all make some modern art, modern art, modern art, let's all make some modern art and some modern music while we're about it as well. (Sound of 200 vacuum cleaners) D. Vain Mekons?