Abbreviation: 'The National Society For People Who Enjoy Doing Things That Are A Total And Utter Waste Of Time.'

Surprisingly enough, not an awful lot is done in this society, so it is very similar to the other great societys of GOPSI. However, almost one hundred percent of the things that we do are a complete and utter waste of time, and since we are all members of this society, I suppose this counts.

You too can join this not too amazing society, as just by reading this book, you are completely wasting your time.