Overheard on a London bus

ATTILA THE HUN: 'Oh. Ohhh. Oh. Oh Oh Oh. Oooh. Ah. Oh yes. Yes. Yes Yes YES!'
GAMGYA THE GOTH: 'Hughu. Jedgk hjughh. Mfejgnayouty migoutsj imsciahgticaina apfp ndhah ca'nds peekffpr joroprihng glefdsh. Emdskuhy. Ehy, Ahlocbro vggtffra'yls trgjhahfgycke-s, adololoo. Ehy.'
ATTILA THE HUN: 'Oh Yes Yes Yes. Ohhh Yes. '
GAMGYA THE GOTH: 'K^cydfvala y alarddid a lohnnbnstolnam-mcv'ivn dvbnha yhifp f pol'lis m'i. Hgu. Sekyal-ayalfaifrts - sekdgpttdoy pottodvgdtuoyirts - fgd oftirs dfg fg fdggfd sek-nihnodnip'po rts. Hgu. P'pnbank Yrsfghm'mi^^j das re#s'so't, r'ekn; hip-po a7fw, re'e'elf'fu hs el-k, cuonk-ejvokodif!'
ATTILA THE HUN: 'Give it to me. Yes YES. More more. Yes. Yes.'
GAMGYA THE GOTH: 'yćdca lukhBydftoo tre„ti baldtzshffOya verbljouti dtz hulujfdig@: cor, I wonder how she'd react if these Gopsi members weren't wearing any clothes'