Gopsi Quotes

Here's a load of quotes that are only funny if you know the people that said them:

• "You can't cook porridge in a wok!" - David

• "It has a certain pathos." - Mr. Mann, on the Gopsi garden

• "Silly buggers." - Apple King, after being shown the Gopsi garden

• "[2 * 64 =] 124"(sic) - Ian (when drunk)

• "What's 64 * 128?" - Timothy (when actually drunk)

• "It's a doobery without a whatsit!" - Stephen

• "With the absence of a woman, I need something to have sex with!" - Timothy, on his hat

• "McJob" - Stephen

• "I'm just going to put this in Mr Pigeon's Pearson hole..." - David

• "A pint of blue with a fish in it, please." - Simon

• "Who on Earth would name their child Zack?" - Timothy

• "The liabilities could run into millions!" - Philip Wright

• "Who's been eating dead rats?" - Pencil

• "I haven't got a dog!" - Stephen

• "...Percy's weird friends...." - Kit