HATE HATE HATE HATE BASTARD BASTARD HATE HATE BITCH BITCH HATE HATE SMELLY OLD WITCH HATE NOW SHE'S GONE HA HA HA HA HA!
...Err, sorry about that. Don't know what came over me (cue predictable joke). The Late Margaret Rawlinson was a fine, upstanding member of the school coven (surely 'community' - ed.). She was renowned for her constructive attitude towards relations with staff and pupils, (she was good at building up mutual hatred), and her truly fascinating assemblies - so good you wanted to listen to them many more times (and usually did). She passed away from her job after a long mental illness - it lasted nearly 5 years. The school will be truly sorry to see her go, and she has been presented with a parting gift of twenty tonnes of slurry and a dead Canadian.
She is also known among the members of Gopsi as SOW (silly old witch) or SOB (silly old bitch).