Known to others as P.E. (Abbv. : Physical Education) or Games, this is the time at school when you are put in the sadistic hands of the evil PE teachers (Sadists). Most of the torture methods involve a round, usually inflated object, that can be kicked, thrown over nets, bowled, hit with a lump of wood, bounced or punched. Stupid people find it most amusing to have one of these things hurtling towards them at high speed, after running around a muddy field for two hours in the pouring rain.
It should most definitely be noted that the members of Gopsi detest this pastime completely, and so the Society Against Sadism (SAS) was formed.
"He had the IQ of a Grapefruit - So they made him a PE teacher."
- Paul Merton