St, George

Home to many shops providing a useful service to the community, ie. that of selling useless cack at exorbitant prices. No, really, I feel honour bound to say that scented candles (and let us not forget, scented candle HOLDERS! My word no!) play an important part in the infrastructure of this great land of ours (misty tear rolls from wrinkled eye, holds green beret over haggard heart, salutes flag). Not to mention LITTLE PORCELAIN THINGS! Although I did once get some rather nice pot pourri sets, only £10.99, shaped like little cocker spaniels, oh they were sweet, weren't they Gladys? Just like your little Snugglums, oh he IS a poppet isn't he? Wagging his little tail (etc. all the way to Chipping Sodbury).