You know, I hate it when every time I shagging turn on the bastard television all I hear is people fucking swearing all the bloody time. I mean, it just really pisses me off that even in the sodding books I read some cunt has put in loads of gitting swear words. I just wish that all the bollocking mother-fuckers who swear would just bugger off and shut the shit up.

Now, in the last paragraph there were a total of twelve swear words, and examples of how you can use them in your own sentences. All complaints should be sent to the following address:

We are not afraid of the Mafia,
The Mafia,