Telstar

This instrumental was a number one hit for five weeks, in October 1962, with the Tornadoes. The cover version, by the school orchestra was not a number one hit, for two reasons: 1. We didn't get round to releasing the record. 2. (Even more relevant) the orchestra is about as musically talented as an anus with poo squidgelating out of it, emitting a large variety of delightful noises.