You're going the wrong way

Well of course you are. Any thinking individual can see that. And don't tell me you're not moving. Of course you are. Are you blind? Have your semicircular canals in your inner ears ceased to work? Are you a fool? Oh dear, How can I live?! What is the world coming to? And don't answer back to me either. Respect your betters is what I say. It's high time for a bit of order in the world.