| Blub : | Bulb |
| Brick : | Break |
| Chem : | Chemistry |
| Elongulationish : | English |
| Floccinokinihlipilificasatintionilised : | Floccipaucinihilipilificated |
| Floccinokinihlipilificasationilistically : | Floccipaucinihilipilifically |
| Gopsi : | Guild Of Perfectly Sane Individuals also Guild of Pole Sliding Individuals |
| Haddock : | Turd |
| History : | Maths |
| Jim : | (Jim can mean anything) |
| LABC : | Let's all be cretins! |
| Lynch : | Lunch |
| Maths : | History |
| MGFC : | Mr. Gibb Fan Club |
| MRAS : | Magic Roundabout Appreciation Society |
| PAS : | Pingu Appreciation Society |
| Phys : | Physics |
| POGDA : | Prevention Of Getting Dry Association |
| POGopsi : | Part of Gopsi |
| Pooball : | Football |
| POPOGopsi : | Part of Part of Gopsi |
| Sadism : | Physical Education |
| SAS : | Society against sadism |
| Satanism : | Religious Education |
| Shovel and Pick : | Wick |
| Technologicalitical : | Technological |
| Technologicalities : | Technology |
| Technologicalitition : | Technician |
| Termologicaliword : | Term |
| Tree : | Tree |
| WIFCITDELUS : | Weird Ideas For Crazy Inventions That Do Exceedingly Little Useful Society |