Positions, sexual

Here are some you may like to try.

(Note to Timothy: this requires another person.)

a) The Supermarket trolley

b) The Cheeky Gnome (Fishing rod optional)

c) The Janet Street-Porter (Only for the advanced, and frankly sick.)

d) The Chief Buthelezi.

e) The Lesser Buthelezi.

f) The tapeworm remover.

g) The Jimmy Knapp

h) The 69-er

i) The 68-er (You do me and I'll owe you one)

j) The 71-er (Two people watching)

k) The Norma Major

l) The Norma Minor