Relic, the

There were two school relics. One was Mr Cooper, a relic of Neanderthal man; the other was a bone, either the thighbone of a very small person or the knuckle of a very large person, found near the black pole and clearly a remain from the gruesome black pole murders. These are believed to have been the work of unpleasant, vicious psychopaths. The fifth year have been taken into custody.