English

English for foreigners:

Howo speakar Ingles.

Vocabulary:
Jeremy: Hyer-o-mee.
Ian: Ga-rett.
Joy: Hoyees.
Zack: Sack.
Gareth: Hyer-o-mee.
Jeremy: Ee-yan.
Ian: Hyer-o-mee.
Garethus Maximus: Glen.
Phrases:
We love you very much: Yoo can-not teech Spa-nish.
We are very keen to learn: Can wee go too thee lib-rary?
Please continue: Weev-lost thee sheet.

English for English people: Hello.