A very interesting subject. This is an account of a typical history lesson:
| Timothy: | Oh no, I'm going to fail everything and die horribly! | |
| Ian & David: | Shut up! | |
| Timothy: | No, but I've done really badly in this test. I'm going to fail my G.C.S.E.! | |
| Ian: (smugly) | I won't | |
| Humpy: | Duh | |
| (Mrs McKay comes in) | ||
| Humpy: | Err... | |
| Timothy: | Oh God! I've not done the 40-page essay on Sir John Kay-Shuttleworth's Threshing Machine Act League! | |
| David & Ian: | Neither have I! | |
| Humpy: | Duh, err... What's an essay? | |
| (T, D and I start frantically writing) | ||
| Mrs McKay: | Right, now guys, lets get down to it. The work, that is. | |
| (She starts to write on the board) | ||
| David: | Can you be bothered to do any of this? | |
| Timothy: | No. Let's discuss what a poor grade I'm going to get. | |
| Ian: | Lets colour in our rulers, then rub all the ink off! | |
| David: | Let's play 27-dimensional Go-Moku! | |
| Timothy: |
We don't need to write down these notes. After all... |
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| Everyone: | ...we can copy it all off Susannah! | |
| Humpy: | Duh! Err... What's Susannah? | |