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ENCYCLOPEDIA

The official website of the
Guild of Perfectly Sane Individuals.

Also the official website of the
Guild of Pole Sliding Individuals.

Last Updated: 17th April 2006

Accidents of gopsi

Alternative Gopsi days of Christmas, the

Anthem, the Gopsi

Antidisestablishmentarianism

B

Badger, Bodger and

Baked bean enigma, the great

The Bing Register and the Beep Register

Birmingham and bingley youth kindly independent loving literature (b.a.b.y.-k.i.l.l)

Birthday Celebrations

Blue Custard Same Lovely Creatures

Brass Philip and the liabilities could run into millions

Brown, Mr Graham

Cambridge, Tourist guide to

Cans, Coke or Lilt

Cathodes and Anodes

Chief Buthelezi

Chocolate creme dessert

Christmas celebrations

Coat of arms and flag

Colin the Cleaner

Complex numbers

Cooper, Mr Robin

Corrosion, The Phallic Object

Crumple zone, cripple, cretin, crouton, crampon, tampon

Darkness, Eternal Lord of

Delmonte, the man from

Democratis, Timothy Z

Desmond Tutu, Archbishop

Doo! yabba dabba

Dostoyevsky, Fyodor

Drinking lilt, the art of

Edgar, David Roy

English literature

Floccipaucinihilipilification

Floor of the science block, the

Garden, the Gopsi

Gas Oil, 35 Secs of

Gilvo, creation of

Globe, the funny black

Gopsi, members of

Gopsi, The missing members of

Hertfordshire county council

Hola Lola! (de-de-de-dede-de-de, ole!)

Hurdy gurdy: it rhymes with turdy

Ian's calculator

Indicator, gopsi

IRA Mafia Brothel

Irene t b ngs h use

Jasper the guinea pig, by Richard, age 5

Kangaroo down sport, tie me

Kennedy, John Fitzgerald

Killer mockingbird, the

Lady Chatterley's liver

LaTiN (Lanthanum, Titanium, Nitrogen)

Letters (after your name)

Lightbulb, miss

Logogoguminaciostracinhieropho
begeronconarebarbativanianexis
gerrymandertoparchixenocephalo
mancoctacycorporaphilomelianoh
irudinoidulogomaniacamicicidic
toklaxographuntimdocigrumufudgi
nationtudorpoodlecurdlecoodlefi
ngochangflippetybangfantasiabin
gbongbooburdbeserkdisumberkm
agnesiumetamorphosisantithicke
stablishmentariunismparalaterale
lemntartestablishmentarylocomot
iunamaniacounteraphobiacidology

Looonooooneeeneeeeninaaanaar

Low, Looking high, high, high, Looking low, low,

Mcgrath, Mr David "you don't mind me switching this mechanical pile-driver on in the exam hall, do you?"

MGFC, the Mr Gibb Fan Club

Modern art song, the

Norway - scenery and countryside

NSPWEDTTAATAUWOT

Number of the day

Numbers, Important

Number plate, the

Overheard on a London bus....

PAS (the Pingu Appreciation Society)

Penney, Stephen

Peregrine falcon, to be a

Pick up litter and th-
e world will glitter

Pogopsi woz 'ere

Pole sliding, the art of

Positions, sexual

Rain drop dodging

Random squiglelential graphs

Roll of thunder, hear my cry. (aka roll of flatulence eat my pie: do a smelly fart and die, and bowl of chunder, eat my pie.)

Samantha will pour gravy over you

School concerts

Science, the gopsiesque laws of

Shakespeare, William

Shipping forecast

Shed, the amazing

Skinhead sadist

Spinners to weavers ratio

Street-Porter, Janet

Tomking (a.k.a. tom king)

Universe, a useful map

Untimdocigrumufudginationtu
dorpoodlecurdlecoodlefingo
changflippetybangfantasia
bingbongbooburdbeserkdis
umberkmagnesiumetamorpho
sisantithickestablishmentari
anismparallateralelementar
yestablishmentarylocomotiun

Upside down rabbit

View, points of

You're going the wrong way

Z

Gopsi Vocabulary

Gopsi Encyclopedia (PDF)